tom and peter

Tom and Peter
A term for two inseparable, attractive and superiorly gifted adolescents. A "tom and peter" combination will almost definitely best you in all pursuits, especially pokemon training and sexual conquests.

Person 1: Did you hear what "Tom and Peter" did this weekend?
Person 2: Ya! I heard that right after "Tom and Peter" finished not doing their homework they evolved their vigoroths into Slakings, their pokemon teams sure are unbeatable.
Person 1: Ya, im so jealous of their pokemon skills :'(
Person 2: I heard "Tom and Peter" also had sex with all of our girlfriends; past present and future
Person 1: that would not make me feel the emotion of surprise

by not tom or peter March 16, 2009

Captain Tom

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

by the mysterious O December 11, 2008

Tom Morello

All the advertising Digitech needs to sell its Whammy Pedal product.

Kid: "wheres the pedal that makes my guitar sound like Tom Morello in the like a stone solo?"
Guitar Center Man: "Right here buddy. That'll be 200 bucks."

by jocob January 18, 2007

tom and jerry

tom and jerry is a north american cartoon. the cartoon follows the antics of a cat named Tom (in the pilot 1939 "puss gets the boot" he was named Jasper)and jerry (unamed in pilot). The plot of tom and jerry is simple tom tries to catch jerry though the irony is tom causes more destruction than jerry would if left alone. the shorts have won 7 academy awards. The shorts have been censored recently due to the use of "black faces" the shots have been edited out poorly. despite this tom and jerry is still a great cartoon that kids and adults would watch.

person 1 "nah,face it. nothing is as good as anime"
person 2 "what about tom and jerry"
person 1 "oh,yeah, did you see the one where tom....

by tnj March 19, 2007

Tom nook

Tom Nook is a character from animal crossing and to put it lightly, A SLUMLORD.

I have to work off all these bells to pay Tom nook back, he's such a slumlord with all his crappy houses.

by Meepingangel May 28, 2013

Tom Blunt

A Tom Blunt refers to a blunt that is rolled magnificently, tastes good, and gets you so baked you cannot function. The name Tom Blunt refers to a stoner from Nova Scotia, Canada, named Thomas Mombourquette, who could roll a blunt that would put you on another planet in just 1 hit. Legend has it someone dared to smoke a full authentic Tom Blunt and fainted.

Sam: Hey man pass the blunt

John: Are you sure? This is a Tom Blunt.

Sam: Damn, I think ill stick to the bowls bro I gotta drive

by samuelJfinnard313 June 24, 2019

a Tom Davies

The act of ejaculating onto a ham sandwich.

'I did a Tom Davies last night'
'Dude, that's fucked.'

by Hitlersbowl November 16, 2011