VIA syndrome

An acronym for Vocal iPod Amplification syndrome: A condition in which someone listening to an iPod or mp3 player tends to speak much louder than they would without earbuds on due to the fact that they believe the people they are talking to cannot hear them over "the music". Generally occurs on public transportation, as road noise contributes additional background noise.

Derek: Hey man, what are you listening to?

Jake: TAYLOR SWIFT!

Derek: ...

Jake: SORRY, I SAID I WAS LISTENING TO TAYLOR SWIFT. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

^The above is a good example of someone with VIA syndrome

by cerealmage2188 October 6, 2009

Hofte Syndrome

Hofte Syndrome

When you're so stoned that you turn pale and lose control

Look at that guy, he's as white as a sheet! Typical case of Hofte Syndrome

Yesterday that dude had a Hofte Syndrome, he was laying behind the sofa

by Ibeh November 7, 2015

ABCS Syndrome

Acronym for Always Be Carrying Shit. ABCS sufferers are often seen attempting to carry entirely too much crap on their person. Affects primarily proto bag ladies and young fashionistas.

I saw Ashlee yesterday and she was carrying her giant purse, two Forever 21 shopping bags and her min pin Rascal in a tote bag. Poor thing, I think she suffers from ABCS syndrome.

by j-biz da muzak man January 28, 2013

OCOD Syndrome

Obesseive call of duty syndrome to be so addicted to modern warfare 2 that all life processes are blocked and the laws in nature are blocked. People get all of their necessary nutrients from the game and do not actually need to physically eat food to survive. Try this experiment out on your child and you will see that they will either grow strong or have no social life ever.

Mom: Honey, come eat
Child: WTF MOM I'M PLAYING CALL OF DUTY LEAVE ME ALONE. I DON'T NEED TO EAT, COD IS TAKING CARE OF ME
Mom: Shit, he has OCOD Syndrome

by mcskillet69 November 15, 2009

69 Syndrome

69 syndrome is a condition where people unironically find the number 69 everywhere. This is a prime symptom for a chronic disease called ligma thats was first discovered when Richard Tyler 'Ninja' Blevins completed a fortnite challenge where he had to ligma balls.

Mr. Joe, You have been diagnosed with the 69 syndrome.

Joel David Pereira sees the number 69 everywhere, I think he has the 69 syndrome.

by Multilord January 15, 2022

Ichi Syndrome

Ichi syndrome - A syndrome where if you can't here Ichi's voice for a day you'll feel sad and empty.
Synonyms:Depression, Sadness, etc.

I have Ichi syndrome I think I'm gonna die

by Very Rndm August 10, 2019

OFCUB syndrome

Only Fucking Chubby Ugly Broads Syndrome.

Man, what the hell is wrong with Ted. He had a hot broad in his bed didn't fuck her. I swear he has OFCUB syndrome.

by momoneymoproblm June 15, 2011