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Willems' Method

Medical process, wherein a mammal after urination pushes two fingers into the perineum (or taint) to release any remaining drops of urine from their urinary tract. This method is named after James Willems, of funhaus who pioneered the practice.
Bruce: Anyone have that problem where after you pee a little comes out and you pissed a little in your underwear?
Lawrence: Dude, you gotta use the Willems' Method or you're gonna smell like piss all day!
by ossur July 14, 2020
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Method poser

Like a method actor in that they will engage in a lifestyle they see as superficially similar to the kind of subculture etc. they are posing as an member of, without understanding the meaning behind any of it, all of this simply so that they can increase their chances of being labelled by people when they talk about stuff they do or when others see their living arrangements etc, method posers are usually male as method posing requires at least some effort in one's private life.
Wow what a faggoty, attention seeking, method poser Kyle is for bribing those doctors to set it up like he had cancer, and then getting us all to come see his stupid ass in the hospital and pretend like he was Sadako Sasaki.
by Freighttrain, The September 21, 2020
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Thumb Method

When you jerk off over your pants using just your thumb. This is commonly used by those who have an inability to release sperm.
When I was sleeping with my parents in third grade, I used the thumb method so I could get off without them knowing.
by anonymous October 5, 2020
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369 method example

I am grateful for Atony reaching out to me first. He has finally expressed how much he misses me and how sorry he is. He suggests we start over. I feel respected and excited for this new opportunity. I am valued, and we will work out. I am so grateful.
by kristinawind October 19, 2020
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the lift method

when a woman assist a man in pulling down her pants by lifting her butt off the bed
I know i had consent when she did the lift method.
by lopz October 21, 2013
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Tea Towel Method

The usage of a Tea Towel To dry out the recievers anal passage and dry off the givers penis. then perform the act of anal sex without any lubrication.
Tea towel method: Getting a tea towel and drying out the anal passage and penis before anal sex
by Timmy Bean Boy August 26, 2012
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Skydiver's Method

A person using the Skydiver's Method is someone who is nervous about doing something but just decides to goes for it.
Kind of like someone who is going skydiving who is nervous but forces him/herself to jump anyway.
I didn't know whether or not I should ask the girl out, but I just used the Skydiver's Method and went for it.
by Sometimesiponderthewalrus February 25, 2011
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