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Jenny's memory

When a woman defecates while masturbating on the toilet and squirts
She thought about riding her ex husband's mustache and squirted while shitting. It's all in Jenny's memory
by Grunewald66 April 5, 2025
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Memory Loss

When you stutter and go completely blank in the middle of a sentence and continue saying Whatchamacallit or um.
"Yeah, I feel like, um, Whatchamacallit---Whatchamacallit-------Whatchamacallit! Wait what? ""Memory Loss"
by Lostandconfused? November 8, 2021
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total memories

Come out tonight, it will be total memories!
by Adam December 1, 2004
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Memory of a rock

Memory of a rock is a phrase that you say when somebody’s memory is straight up trash.
“You dumb as hell, you got a memory of a rock sometimes
by anonymous April 3, 2023
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When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.
I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.

Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!
by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015
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misplaced memory

noun

1. A memory that exists vividly in the mind but cannot be confidently traced to its source, often leaving the individual unsure whether the event was experienced directly, witnessed, dreamed, imagined, or absorbed from media or others.

2. A mental file stored in the wrong directory — mistakenly filed under personal experience instead of dreams, fiction, or observation.

Note:
Unlike “false memory,” a misplaced memory may not be inaccurate — only misfiled. The content can be real; it’s the origin that’s uncertain. Think of it like dragging a file into the wrong folder: the data’s intact, just somewhere it shouldn’t be.
I have this misplaced memory of hiding in a church basement during a flood, but I think it might’ve been a dream… or maybe a scene from a movie?
by Ecco of Ithaca April 24, 2025
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Jurgen klopp memorial day

the day jurgen klopp left liverpool on the 26th of january each year we celebrate a year without klopp at liverpool
"Oh bro its the 26th again, its the jurgen klopp memorial day, when he left 5 years ago"
by billyboiii101 January 27, 2024
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