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smelly lemon

A sexual act in which one inserts a lemon into their asshole before sexual intercourse. After sex, the lemon is taken out and eaten by the other participant.
Hey baby, want to do the smelly lemon with me tonight?
by Smelly lemonader December 10, 2017
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Dusty Lemon

“Stop acting bitter Susan no one likes a dusty lemon”

Look at that sour face old hag, she’s such a dusty lemon”
by NoMaskRequired September 19, 2023
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Lemon Fish

1: A sour ass individual or someone with a shitty mood

2: Something that's overall bad or is worsening in condition
1: "Jeremy is such a fucking Lemon Fish, he's always acting like an ass"

2: "The economy sure is a Lemon Fish these days..."
by CrunchyMilk May 18, 2021
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Lemon Cookie

An endearing nickname for someone who is both sweet and sour, the appropriate ratio should be 70/30. They can be one of the sweetest people you know. Watch out for the sour kick, it tends to come on unexpectedly. The sour bite will make you want to pucker up, wake you up, and add that extra spice to your life! A person who is very adorable. They are usually tall, strong, and very compassionate. They give the best hugs ever, and possess a smile that makes your heart pound. They are by far the nicest people anyone could ever know. If you meet one, keep them close.

Are you dating a Lemon Cookie?
Yes- Good! Keep them forever!
No- You probably should get on that!!!

I dare you to take a bite!
I met this Lemon Cookie the other day and just can't get enough!
by Ska-ttz Ez May 16, 2019
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Lemon Demon

music for a very very very weird breed of gay people
lemon demon? bro you must have the ‘tism
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Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.
1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."
by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019
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Sexy lemon

WOW. Leah is such a sexy lemon.
by Awkwardblue666 June 7, 2017
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