Yimtinto P.R. Syndrome

A disease caused by the lack of one kidney for a prolonged time, usually pared with a week immune system. It can cause severe hives, brittle bones, excessive swelling, and loss of hair. The name itself was coined by Dr. Jimmy Yimtinto, and it was named after Jimmy’s brother, Hil-Bratcher Yimtinto, who first (on record) contracted the disease. The “P.R.” stands for Proactive Retonement. So this disease is the Yimtinto Proactive Retonement Syndrome.

I’m so sorry for your mother contracting Yimtinto P.R. Syndrome.

by Genomenreu DDD April 1, 2023

Flat Chest Syndrome

Flat Chest Syndrome or Blanc Syndrome is when a girl thinks the fact that her chest is flat makes her unwanted and so becomes an ill-tempered Tsundere.

May: I think has Erika Flat Chest Syndrome.

by I'm Balls Deep in your mom January 5, 2022

sore ass syndrome

That unpleasant feeling in your hindquarters after you have ridden your bicycle for the first time in months.

One thing I dislike about early spring is the sore ass syndrome I get from riding my bicycle for the first time after a long, cold winter.

by rickbbiking March 31, 2013

dripping faucet syndrome

when leakage piss drips into a man boxers because he stopped to early and his body still wants to piss or he is trying to hold it in when he really needs to go.

Ex1: "Bob hurry up we're going to be late!"
"In a second woman do you want me to get dripping faucet syndrome!?"

Ex2: "Man I need to take a piss so bad I had dripping faucet syndrome all day."

by onrick June 14, 2011

Team Difference Syndrome

Every year, millions of League Of Legends and other gamers suffer from "Team Difference Syndrome"; thinking that their opposing team, though equal in rank according to the ladder and queue, is somehow way better than their current performing team. They often blame bad luck in the queue and say things like "ri0t fix your shi game". This usually ends with the worst performing player on the losing team talking smack in chat, flaming his allies, telling them they suck and to "Kys" and requesting a team surrender at the earliest possible convenience; Sometimes they'll pepper in a few racial slurs for good measure. Most Team Difference Syndrome sufferers give up long before the game is over and convince themselves of the shortcomings of their allies way before the game is actually lost; they refuse to try to win and simply give up trying. Often if they are killed once or twice they will ragequit and simply disconnect; Some of the worst offenders even resort to cheating because, they theorize, the "game is unbalanced".

ally 1. Guys forfeit at 15:00 their top lane is outperforming, their bottom lane is wrecking, their midlaner is winning lane, and look at their jungle difference yo! <Disconnects>
ally 2. He must be suffering from TDS: Team Difference Syndrome ...

by HighWarlordWarlock November 14, 2020

new keyboard syndrome

When you get a new keyboard and for the first few days you can't seem to type anything because you aren't used to the setup of the keys.

I was going to send you that email, but I have new keyboard syndrome.

by madaman333 February 8, 2015

Carpal Tourette Syndrome

A neuropsychiatric disorder characterized by physical tics. These tics travel from the brain down through the carpal cannal causing the subject to experience uncontrolled urges to type mostly incoherent babble and useless drivel. When one finds themselves on social media sites carrying on senselessly, typing a lot but saying mostly nothing, this is known as carpal tourette syndrome (CTS).

It's basically a get out of jail free card for those times when you've typed something that you regret and can't delete it.

I blame my carpal tourette syndrome for last night's facebook rant.

I didn't mean to be so mean when I texted you, it's my carpal tourettes flaring up again.

No I'm not a racist, I have carpal tourette syndrome!

by Bartimus Maximus November 1, 2013