Moped-o-phile

A creeper 18+ always prowling for girls 18- to lock up in his room, aka his mother's basement. doesn't maintain employment or longterm residency & often has black eyes and bloody mouths. known to have a certain "look" they often grow or glue a "molestash" to alter the alarm triggering look and are rocking a moped cause they wrecked their white van with blacked out windows by driving by a park.

1. Hey! Look their is a moped-a-phile! I hope someone kills that s.o.b.
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!

by anonymous March 30, 2023

debt-o-matic

The machine used to create the national debt and by design was invented to punch through the debt ceiling with impunity.

"Dude - I thought it was Congress and the President making us broke. I came to find out it is the debt-o-matic device invented by our large number of entitled citizens!! Man, what a team . . .

by Contracts God December 18, 2012

O-town

Nickname for the city of Orlando

I’m headed to a concert out in O-town tonight.

by UrbanOrlando January 16, 2021

o my god

poop

o my god

by h0bo October 7, 2020

oklahoma o-hole

An colostomy that is used as a fuckhole, most often, but not necessarily, in prison.

After his colon resection, Jimmy was dreading his return to prison for fear that his new ostomy would be used as an Oklahoma o-hole.

by NCHawk November 24, 2013

JACKIE O

The queen of hearts who married Onasis and became Empress of O's.

JACKIE O was The queen of hearts who became Empress of O's.

by Lewis n Huxley May 19, 2018

O' Sullying

Surfing atop a bottlenose dolphin in shallow waters whilst firing bottle rockets from one hand and gripping a throbbing 50 yr old boner with the other.

John spent his birthday gracefully O' Sullying the pristine waters of the British Virgin Islands.

by jiggybebe March 1, 2025