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butter hand job

She gave him a trouser biscuit at Denny's for his birthday. Best butter hand job ever!
by Candermusic January 23, 2018
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Professional Hand Clown

Referring to anyone who gets paid or compensated to do sexual favors with just their hands.
“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”
by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022
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Hand-to-Hand Wombat

A board game by the developers of Exploding Kittens. Also refers to fights between women.
Friend 1: "Hey whats up? Was just playing Hand-to-Hand Wombat with the gang"
Friend 2: "WHAT?!"
by PLMMJ January 16, 2024
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Australian Hand Grenade

The act of cumming inside of someones mouth while giving Head
I was Australian Hand Grenade in my sisters mouth
by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025
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A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity
Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs
by Uncle Hiro September 2, 2013
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GOT U RED HANDED MF

Saying this makes you a a cunty little horny dude with a tiny dick who loves to be caged like a dog infornt of all the single hot fuckable moms, exept women don’t turn him on but the men he stares at the men on my 600 pound life
by Badonko YT January 19, 2025
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Oklahoma Hand Puppet

When you got to a gay concert and your significant other puts a finger up your ass
My buddy went to see the Boys from Oklahoma and sent me a picture of his wife giving him the Oklahoma Hand Puppet
by Puppet Muppet April 13, 2025
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