Throw some potting soil on the ground and while having coitus in the doggy style position with your partner they pretend to be gardening. When finished sprinkle some dirt on their bootyhole and place a seed in the dirt, then plunge the seed in with your thumb.
My boyfriend gave me the green thumb last night, and now I have a green bean growing out of my anus.
by SoxOnFox March 29, 2021
He usually doesn't eat much.
Referred by his mum as a crows stomach.
But he wouldn't mind the meat of oliver lingwood.
Referred by his mum as a crows stomach.
But he wouldn't mind the meat of oliver lingwood.
Mathew Greene spies on playgrounds
by Mathew Greene May 24, 2022
An indeterminate unit of measurement that is not known whether it is positive or negative. Based on the notion of a parent abandoning a child, the child could have benefitted from the parent being around or could have been more harmed by the parent being a shitbag.
tonight I will be reviewing Clan MacGregor Scotch. This is a nice green plastic 1.75L bottle with a handy handle cutout and a beautiful black and gold label. Sipped straight it burns like the morning after good Mexican food, but mixed with ice and some water its a refreshing beverage fit for everyday. I could go on more but I'll just give this 2.3 Ronald Greens and that should tell you everything you need to know.
by Earl Waschnuski February 20, 2021
When you receive a blow job and it causes the woman to throw up onto your cock and balls, it is called a "Green Tip."
by greentipgoblin June 01, 2021
by krsmanovic February 06, 2020
The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.
I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.
by Philip, Duke of Parma March 07, 2023
by Pdiggggggle June 19, 2022