Tard Face

1. To be so rediculously ugly your face looks like shit. To have rediculously bad breath.

2. To be similar to Amy Winehouse

Alex: You should tap that Andina

Andy: Who the "Tard Face"

Alex: Yea thats all you

Andy: Pssh I wouldn"t touch that with a 10 foot pole

Alex: Yea your right. she wouldn't let you butt nugget

by Lunchtime Boyz January 23, 2010

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Boner face

1) Ones who face is in resemblance of a boner
2) A common insult that is very well used in the modern world
3) A person who's face is ugly
4) A random person you see (Since some boners ARE certainly RANDOM)
5) synonym for asshole

hahahha, boner faceeeee.

by Bonerfacemaniaa December 22, 2010

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sneaker face

Noun- a overachiever of collecting rare expensive sneakers, yet his face still looks like the bottom of his sneakers

#1 wow, kevin got the triple og grapes, hes such a sneaker head
#2 nahh they are heat but looking at his sneaker face makes me throw up

by disniggaspike July 15, 2010

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face shield

the big ass stunna shades that girls wear. they cover up a large portion of the girls face just like a mask on a football helmet. can be a very sneaky way of hiding old age and uglyness.

dam did you see the face shield on that girl? i thought she was really hot until she took em off and i realized she was about sixty years old!

by brueseltusk December 20, 2006

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face crammin'

When you are giving a blow job and the guy gets rough. See face fuck.

I gave that broad a good face crammin' last night.

by candycram March 4, 2008

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Sweater face

When a man ejaculates on a lady friend's face and the try to wipe it off using cotton balls, but the fluff off of the cotton balls get stuck on her face making her a sweater face!

Whoa bitch, you've got Sweater face!!!

by Koolatron February 2, 2008

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