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Tea bag tickler

The physical and shocking experience of a man dispensing a large turd into the toilet bowl, of such emense length and stability, that the turd fulcrums off the bottom of the toilet to then strike the base of the deficating man's scrotum
John reported to his friends he had to wipe his ball sackwith toilet paper after unloading a tea bag tickler
by Gitchigumi December 15, 2012
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Warm corn bag

The resulting mess of a premature ejaculation in your pants due to the stimulus of any female interaction including conversation, sexting, fantasizing, or direct casual contact (sexual or non-sexual).
"I was thinking about Sally a little too much and brewed a warm corn bag at work."
Jim was grinding on Courtney on the dance floor and he blew a warm corn bag on the third song!
I was talking with Lisa about spanking her for her birthday and just about had a warm corn bag.
Jenny looked so hot today! I just about made a warm corn bag when she bent over to pick up that paper.
by gutbusterman August 28, 2013
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Punching bag oc

A punching bag oc is usually an oc made to be used in different horrible and gore situations for the viewers and artists intertaintment. A punching bag oc can also be used if the artist is suffering with mental disorders, and need a way to get emotions out.
Person 1: i like your oc, but why do you draw them like that?
Person 2: oh, it's a punching bag oc.
by Bl00dybUnnY August 26, 2021
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bottom bag fries

The fries that fell out their containment to the bottom of the bag for later indulgence.
Guy one:that Big Mac meal didn't fill me up..

Guy two:you can have my bottom bag fries

Guy one:oh what!! Hand them over!!
by Johnathan Juelas August 13, 2011
mugGet the bottom bag friesmug.

brazilian bread bag

Defecating into a condom and then tying off the end in order to use as an impromptu dildo. A much more spontaneous alternative to the turdildo.
While we were camping Rochelle and Rachel got hot and heavy but didn't have any toys with them. Luckily Rochelle had to drop a deuce and was able to give Rachel a Brazilian Bread Bag.
by Mable Scartooney August 6, 2017
mugGet the brazilian bread bagmug.

a big bag of beans

An annoying or otherwise less-than-ideal situation; an undesirable state for one to be in.
“Man, this new project is really making class a big bag of beans.”
by ABigBagofBeans27 September 16, 2019
mugGet the a big bag of beansmug.

rat bag bastard

A phrase used when an individual which the adverb is directed to is a fucking idiot and needs to re-evaluate their life.
by Rupert_Rupo February 21, 2018
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