box wagon

a REALLY old, rusty, smelly, squeeky, or lame car

dude is that your car?
yeah, what about it
haha, that thing is a box wagon!

by laubergecafe October 23, 2010

Chinese Box Theory

A mysterious virus found in chinese females boxes. In 2021 a man became infected with the Chinese Box Flu, infected all of america and killed everyone

YOOOO BRO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT REY? HE WAS PATIENT ZERO OF THE CHINESE BOX THEORY

by clifsamuels December 10, 2021

box pollen

Slang term for a yeast infection

"Yo, did you sleep with Janis?"

"Nahh dude she's got a bad case of the box pollen."

by Krustwad June 6, 2018

CRUISE BOX

SOMEONE CLAIMING TO BE TALLER THAN HE IS

TOM CRUISE IS A SHORT ARSE WITHOUT HIS BOX

Bert "im sure willy wasn`t that tall last week"
Betty "he must be standing on a cruise box"

by anonymous July 27, 2021

tickles my giggle box

the response to a comment that makes you have a light chuckle

Abby: how do you make a tissue dance?

Evan: I dont know?

Abby: You put a little boogie in it :0

Evan: Wow, that really tickles my giggle box

by giggleboxguy July 21, 2022

Lock Box

Torture Technique.

I want to get her out. I think she's connected with me somehow. My hunch is she's is in a lock box somewhere in the US.

by HopeForTheHidden March 18, 2022

Piedmont box turtle

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016