sex cow

A fat girl you keep around just to fuck.

After giving me a blowjob, my sex cow and I almost broke my bed.

by mike litoris777 August 1, 2017

Drama Sex

People who don't have sex physically but have sex with their drama.

Garrett, "Any drama today?"
Gavin, "Sec let me check my email!!!"
Garrett, "What they say?!"
Gavin, "LOL!!! THIS GUY IS MAD!!! HES GONNA QQ!!!"
Garrett, "LOL!!!!!!!"
Gavin "LOL!!!!! THIS LOSER WANTS ME TO COME AT HIM!"
Travis, " You guys act like this is drama sex"

by SchizoiDroid July 26, 2011

Demon Sex

Intense sex where the ferocity and often violent nature of the acts performed are the primary aphrodisiacs elevating the intensity of the experience for all persons involved. Substances can increase the potential for Demon Sex by numbing pain receptors and lowering inhibitions.

Aleister Crowley, informal BSDM (formal BSDM risks losing the spontaneity one would assume Demons embrace), screwing to Ministry.

"Seriously, shit got crazy. I didn't know where she got the knife or how a power cord was involved, but they were both used in ways that would make Jesus cry. Demon sex man, demon sex"

by Dr. HateFuck September 16, 2011

Postulate of the sexes

When forced to choose between either a male or female to have with on a stranded island, it is best to choose a female because you can eat a female without killing her.

Ay yo, I'm about to be stranded on an island, can you help choose some one to bring with so I can cannibalize them at some point.

Well acccording to the postulate of the sexes you should choose a female so you can eat her without killing her.

by Tar baby people December 8, 2010

hangover sex

The art of copulation while mutually suffering from an alcohol induced hangover. Hangover sex is often referred to as a heightened sensual experience at climax (or 'awesome sex'), most likely due to the temporary reprieve from the hell of the hangover, which gives the impression its so much better because of the immense shitehouse of a hangover you had previously.

Michele: Fancy some hangover sex?
Andrew: No thanks I'm not hungover and you stink of stale alcohol.

by MrCh1nn March 15, 2015

Sex Scavenging

scavenging for potential yet weak sex slaves who then you devour afterwards

"By day Luke was a farmer, by night he took part in sex scavenging. "

"Damn, why does Luke have to be such a sex scavenger?"

by Blez Pls April 1, 2015

Sex Stalker

Someone who stalks people while theyre having sex

"Someone is in the tree outside watching us getting it on"
"Jimmy is a sex stalker"

by MG1rl May 18, 2015