global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025

Poop Nut

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.

I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.

by kek sovereignty combat program July 16, 2023

Black poop

Oh, yeah, I did take Tylenol. Good call doc! Thanks!

Hym "Yeah, no, the black poop was probably the Tylenol. The doctor told me to take it for my jaw thing but, man, this shit is not going away and I can't just take Tylenol forever. Ya know?"

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Poop

Brown stuff that comes out of your butt

I just took a big poop

by Lampski November 10, 2013

Hate Poop

To poop in a manner that is intended as an expression of a negative feeling towards another person.

"Can you believe your ex invited you to her party after she made out with your best friend?"
"It's cool, I showed up and pretended to forgive her then found the bathroom and uncorked a rowdy hate poop and didn't flush."

by That Wasn't Worth It June 25, 2021

poop blind

The urge to poop so bad you have tunnel vision for the bathroom.

Ray zoned out for half of the class. After yesterday’s breakfast burrito hit bottom he had gone poop blind.

by 367 September 27, 2018

Poop Groomer

A poop groomer enhances turds, in a variety of ways, before they are flushed down the toilet.

Does your poop groomer polish turds?

by ss_e_hh June 13, 2022