october 10

october 10th is national boss ass bitch day, only real bad bitches were born that day
if you are born on october 10th ur probably a 10 out of 10 son

but fuck ppl that are born on october 11th cuz their 11 out of 10

Nelson: I was born on october 10th
Random person: wow she must be bad ass fuck 😬

Cornelia: Yo today is my birthday
Stranger: thats the baddest bitch I‘ve ever seen

by doodooeater👀 October 30, 2019

October 30

Hey it’s national slap your boyfriends head day!

Boy: hey

Girl : heyyyy
It’s october 30th...

Boy: oh no

by That bitch with bangs October 30, 2019

October 30

National no hugs for Kevin day

Teddy Bear Time out. Temporarily withhold hugs from Teddy’s named Kevin on October 30th until further notice

by A_thotty_ October 30, 2019

October 31

Steal candy from some little kid.

Person 1: "Bro it's October 31! Imma try and steal that little girls candy."
Person 2: "Yo she's a whimp. I bet you'll get her candy easily."

by Cool_kid_2.0 October 30, 2019

October 30th

national give your girlfriend a hoodie day

penny: hey it’s October 30th you have to give me a sweatshirt

guy: oh shit

by prettypenny October 30, 2019

October 31st

Choke the Chicken, Mortify the Meat, Bop your Bologna! Savor today and savor your nut because it’s the last one until December!

On October 31st savor your nut because it’s the last one until December! 😩🤧

by fabegod October 30, 2019

October 31st

October 31st is National go in for a kiss day which means kiss ya boo or friend it can be a guy or a girl or anyone xoxo

Kiss whoever you want and see if they kiss you back if they don’t like it say it’s October 31st so don’t get mad

by National dayzz October 30, 2019