October 16

ask out your crush

you: will you go out with me

crush: yes! It’s October 16

by buttface poopy pants October 15, 2020

October 18

Go give your boyfriend/girlfriend a blowjob

oh my gosh, it’s october 18th

by random2390 October 17, 2019

October 30

If you know a kylie tell her she needs a boyfriend

Boy 1: hey its october 30
Boy 2: KYLIE! YOU NEED A BOYFRIEND!
kylie: i know

by Brookiee:3 October 28, 2019

October 30

National spam nudes day

“Yo dude today is October 30!”-Man 1
“I know! I can’t wait for my friend to spam me nudes today!” -Man 2

by Suckonthis.com October 29, 2020

October 24th

The day Dream and Kamari got they ass beat

Ohhh shit, today is October 24th, the day when them fishes got they ass beat

by lmao hi i go to drms October 24, 2019

October 9

October 9 is day to flip your cousin of all day long

October 9 why you flip me off because it’s October 9

by Jack jewels October 9, 2021

October 12

hayden's amazing birthday

"omg its october 12 thats mean its hayden's amazing birthday today"

by katisslay October 11, 2022