D Blast

D Blast /ˈdi ˌblæst/ noun (slang)

1. The act of forcefully projecting or being projected upon with male genitalia or its discharge, whether literally or metaphorically.

2. A sudden or intense episode involving an overwhelming presence of phallic imagery.

3. (figurative) An emotional or psychological impact akin to being bombarded with excessive masculine energy or unwanted advances.

— Origin: Early 21st century; blend of initialism D (for “dick”) and blast (as in explosion or sudden force).

See also: nutstorm

1. “He didn’t even see it coming—total D Blast to the face.”

2. “The art installation was a visual D Blast—phallic symbols everywhere.”

3. “That alpha male energy was a full-on D Blast at the staff meeting.”

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