"Cow Juice" is a whimsical and utterly delightful dairy product that captures the essence of joy and laughter straight from the heart of the pasture. This unique milk is not your ordinary white beverage; it's a creation of contented cows who can't help but chuckle as they produce it.
Box: Hey Kalvin do you like Cow Juice?
Kalvin: Yea man it makes me laugh in utterly delightful giggles
Box: Real
Kalvin: Yea man it makes me laugh in utterly delightful giggles
Box: Real
by Vxtico October 4, 2023
Get the Cow Juicemug. Vic needed to charge his iPhone. He asks his coworkers for a phone charger and said I need that apple juice.
by GoodaMane March 6, 2021
Get the Apple Juicemug. When a woman opens her vagina and five guys cums in her vagina at the same time and she dips a chocolate chip cookie in it and eats it
by Darksidecountry August 13, 2023
Get the Cookie juice dippingmug. Aunt Mary: Oh my god Timmy did you juice your shorts !?
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!
by HosephAlfredo January 27, 2023
Get the Juice Your Shortsmug. by Juicyboucy July 12, 2017
Get the Juicemug. After several people eat taco bell and let it simmer for 15 min causing extreme bowel movements and then perform a circle jerk interpretation on a towel. Afterwards they twist it to create a potent extraction that the then proceed to save in jars and save for later use.
I would go out and watch the new Brendan Frazier flick but I need to go buy more storage for my Mason jar collection of towel juice.
by Squirting burt October 22, 2015
Get the towel juicemug. by 420mclovin69 June 15, 2022
Get the Juicemug.