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monkeying around

A Angry monkey is when a transgender that is a old women fucks you in the butt and puts lotion in there to make it Seemed like they cumed
by Jearled monks May 6, 2017
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junk monkey

Someone who hoards material goods often to the point of a pathological disease. hoarder stuff monster pack-rat
It was yet another example of a New York junk monkey trapped in her apartment by her own trash.
by mudhen July 29, 2004
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hot monkey sex

To engage in vigorously steamy sexual intercourse with someone who is not hot but leaves you screaming for more.
I know Lamont's not hot but he sure is good for hot monkey sex.
by AuntyEm October 18, 2006
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Cincinnati Monkey Toss

Entering an establishment (such as cafe, restaurant, bar, etc.) and being asked to leave for no apparent reason other than the staff being a bunch of bitches, one politely nods in agreement while slowly burying their hand down their pants, shitting in their palm, then violently throwing it against the wall as they exit.
My girl and I had a date at this ritzy French restaurant but I guess they didn't like what we wore because they told us we weren't allowed in. I was mad, but while we were leaving I gave them a steaming Cincinnati Monkey Toss and we found a much better Italian place across the street.
by Christian Cancer September 28, 2008
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flying cunt monkey

an extremely irritating person. Someone who is just so annoying that no sensible phrase will fit.
stop doing that..you flying cunt monkey!!!! you are irritating the fuck out of me!!
by Donna-louise January 3, 2009
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inflatable sex monkey

A brown, and white plastic monkey,(jizzmonkey) that has starred, and co-starred in such pornographic films as: Lube Up Boys: Terry's Adventure, and U.S.S. Barry: Uncovered. He is commonly known for his wild party habits, and sensual white sailor's hat. He also commonly co-stars with his friends Clifford, and Phelon.
"Holy shit, I didn't know you could fit a beer tap up a fucking inflatable sex monkey's ass!!!" - Said Chipper
by N ate Efron December 13, 2008
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Purple Monkey Finger

So apparently the story is, the Kumara that go in to Purple Monkey Finger are grown on land that was the cemetery of the local prison for the criminally insane.

The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.

She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.

They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
Patient: But Doctor, I'm a virgin, how could I be pregnant?
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
by Sister Catherine November 19, 2010
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