shiny red magic

a touch of something very very special. converts the humdrum every day to bells and whistles with extra sparkly bits.

When speaking of a highly tuned scooter..

"Well it's had a bit of shiny red magic" = it goes like stink!

by parka March 15, 2012

Red Shirt Special

A girl or boy who is too young to legally consent to sex. The red shirt comes from a grocery store's idea to alienate minors. This term varies depending on the state and age of parties involved.

Dude, see that girl with Kevin over there? Totally a Red Shirt Special.

by Chocacock July 4, 2011

Boston Red Sox

Since people will be butthurt and will dislike this - I won’t be doin’ much more than this: The worst team in baseball who constantly get crushed in the regular season.

Person 1: Go Boston Red Sox!
Person 2: Oh, you mean those idiots?

by suite pee November 19, 2021

Red Archer Live

Epic variety content creator who had a horny time with a goat once.

Person 1: You should consider joining the Red Archer Live discord.

Person 2: Okay, I'm sure it's filled with lots of very sane people.

by FunnyMaddGames August 12, 2021

The Red Stone of Aja

the stone masks that made kars MAD OP ( ultimate life form ) kars is a fictional charactar that originates from jojo's bizzare adventure part 2 Battle Tendency

dude 1: oh hey the stone looks like... THE RED STONE OF AJA dude 2: really dude u had to make a jojo refrence :/ Dude 1: AYAYAYAYAYAYYYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY (the pillar mens theme)

by Ultimate Life Form Kars January 5, 2022

The woman in the red dress

From the matrix but a metaphor that can be applied to life. When you take the red pill (not be confused with the manosphere pill) and you wake up to the beast system. You give up lower frequency carnal vices in return for higher quality virtues, the woman in the red dress will try to lure you back into the ignorance. She will tell you what you want to hear, she is a jezebel waiting to devour you.

The woman in the red dress is a red herring, destroying your perception of truth and misleading your track.

by Metaphyziks May 23, 2022

Red Angel Wings

When you eat out a female during a miscarriage.

My wife thought she was having a painful period, turns out I got my red angel wings.

by ILikeDarkHumor January 10, 2021