October 26

October 26 is national push your friend Kevin down the stairs day

1:"dude I wanna mess with Kevin but I don't want to be an asshole"
2:"push him down the stairs"

1:"wtf no"
2:"come on it's October 26"
1:"okay fine"

by Anonymous✌️💖💜💙 June 10, 2020

October 22

On this date, the best person has been born. He is a person that i love very much, and i hope one day he will love me back. The man's name starts with the letter F. Hi F, if you are reading this, it means this is meant for you

: Hey, what date is it?
; October 22, why?
: Oh, it's the best person's birthday!!

by g-p-n April 5, 2022

October 29th

Smack Your friends named Josh day (Josh can’t hit back)

Me: “hey Josh, can i smack you?”

Josh: “wtf!? No!”

Me: “it’s October 29th”

Josh: “fine”

by You moms kitchen October 28, 2020

october 30th

slap your shortest friend day

1- hey what’s today?
2- october 30th. why?
1- *smack*

by whatthefuckeberythingistook October 21, 2021

October 23rd

National girls hug guys in hoodie day.

Girl it’s October 23rd let’s go hug every guy in a hoodie!!!
Other girl: Of course

by Me. Hug me October 22, 2019

October 26

if its you’re sister’s birthday beat her up

I beat my sister on October 26 because it is her birthday.

by Idk76458 November 2, 2019

October 28

National stuff your homie Eric in a locker day.

Some foo: Eric, it's October 28. You know what that means...

by SnailVictim125 October 27, 2021