October

You've completed no-nut November, you've completed dick-smash December but in January, you've recovered. People usually have sex in this depressing month because they can't stop fucking for fucks sake! That's why so many people are born in this month

Me: when's your birthday?
Someone else: 15th of October
Me: your parents are a disgrace you fat shit!

by thot Slayer 101 January 9, 2020

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october 20th

zac efons birthday

hooman#1 : guys its october 20th aka zac efrons birthday birthday

hooman#2: who?
hooman#1: troy Bolton

by g r a c e January 15, 2020

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October 31

People who are born in October 31st are the most loyal, athletic, but also judged a lot because it’s the “devils birthday.” They are all most likely to die for anyone, even if they hate the person to death.

“Hey is your birthday on Halloween, (October 31st?)
“Yeah, why?”
“Cause you’re so loyal!”

by ThatOneWeirdoLol January 24, 2020

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October 23rd

Only the dumbest bitches where born on this day.

Bella is October 23rd your birthday

by owouwuoweoe February 7, 2020

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October 24

National Bologna Day
Pewdiepie's Birthday
Drake's Birthday
Rosa Park's Death Day
Jackie Robinson's Death Day

Today is October 24th!

by allofthenamesarealreadyuSED April 8, 2020

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october 18th

if you are born on October 18th you are sexcccccccc you get all the guys and your friends are so lucky to have you, you stick up for them no bitch can touch your friends if you have a friend born on October 18th treasure them forever look after them with you life they are a crazy bitch and they need so don't leave them alone or they might loose it

if you are born on October 18th you a dumb bitch and you need your friends to keep you in line

by jimmyfishhhyhyhy April 9, 2020

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