Ur friend a penis bend 

Worse than ur brother a mother

Jake: Ur mom gay
Jamal: Ur dad lesbian
Jake: granny tranny
Jamal: Ur sister a mister
Jake: Ur brother a mother
Jamal: Ur friend a penis bend
*crowd goes wild*

Ur friend a penis bend by Toccena March 20, 2018

Best friend goals 

The saying white girls use whenever they are(or they see)doing something cool together

*sees two girls wearing matching outfits* Becky: omg girl that is tots best friend goals i wish we could be like that but your such a stupid bitch.

Best friend goals by thatwhitehoe May 30, 2018

little friend 

Someone you mess around with in. A flirt friend

i’m not taking her serious she just my little friend

little friend by yesslove123 May 4, 2019

reliable friend 

Somebody who you feel deep affection towards, and whom you love very much, but you are too shy to admit your feelings to them.

"I have the gun Mister Byakuya gave me... and I have my reliable friend, Toko."

reliable friend by tokomaru September 18, 2019

school friend 

A school friend is someone you talk to in school and not outside of school. A friend who can’t find time to talk to you doesn’t become a “school friend”just because you want them to text you first , or talk to you first .

eric: istg im finna make a post about my “friends” just because they didn’t text first on this break , ik they were “school friends”

maya: eric just because they can’t talk to you rn or text you first doesn’t mean they’re your “school friends” your not the center of attention!

school friend by mosthated.myaaa April 8, 2020

Stormy weather friend 

We have all heard of fare weather friends friends that are in your life when it's good. However Stormy weather friends are friends that are only there when they have problems in their lives and they want to to be their umbrella 🌂 in the ⛈.

Sam only calls me when she has problems and no other time I am sick of only being a stormy weather friend.

Stormy weather friend by Otter2 March 23, 2017

Thought You Had a Friend 

A way of fooling or tricking someone that you cool with them, as you would reach out and act like you giving them a high five or genuine handshake but pull back and laughing at their expense.

First Guy: "yeah man, we cool. Give me some dab."
Second guy reaches out to dab his fist.
First Guy: (pulling his hand back) "Thought you had a friend." (Turns to laugh at his expense)

Thought You Had a Friend by bbrooka April 8, 2018