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Cum Per Day (CPD)

CPD is a unit of measure. Made to measure how many times someone ejaculates per day.
If you are consistent you can say your CPD number as an individual integer, instead as a range.
Ranges can be declared as a ratio, Ex: 4:7 meaning you ejaculate anywhere between 4 to 7 times a day.

To measure an average CPD, count all of the total times you came in 1 month, and at the end of the month. divide that number by 28. to Create a 4-Week Average.

CPD can also be measured in milliliters.
guy 1 what's your CPD?

guy 2 Mines 4:7 wbu.

guy 3 I have a 5:6.

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A homeless hooker who guzzles cum.
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National Cum In mouth day

August 23-25 have ur bf cum in ur mouth
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cum drizzling thunder cunt

A woman who after being came into, starts nagging to heights never before seen.
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Cum Bucket Rhino with Bubblegum

When you've reached your final form as a vape master, you qualify for this flavor.
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yellow crusted cum-bubble

A new bird species discovered in Washington, D.C.

Named so for it's uncanny resemblance to Trump's hair style.
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cum guzzling thunder cunt

a name for a female who is a large whore in your neighboorhood or in your clique of friends
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