Poop Bassinet

A coping skill for those who are terrified by the sound of their poop falling into the toilet and making a slashing sound.

The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.

It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.

by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024

poop

a log out yo ass

ay mate i gotta go poop

by nonononononononoononononononon November 23, 2020

sneaky poop

when you accidentally poop yourself without realising.

person 1: what is that smell?
person 2: oh shoot I think I sneaky pooped

by pooplord3007 May 5, 2022

Pooped on

Not literally being pooped on but destroyed in a fight or an argument

That dooode got pooped on

by Mulkey J January 11, 2019

Poop

thing comes out bunghole

I took a big poop

by Thing that's very smart February 5, 2020

Poop head

Somebody who’s head is full of poop. The these people tend to have really big heads because the poop in their head clogs up their veins so their head swells because it’s not getting enough oxygen. Ex: Airwick

Man you’re such a poop head.

by chonkycat123 September 17, 2020

poop

its just the nasty leftovers that comes out of our butthole

I ate my poop today!

by dontcallmeashortie February 2, 2022