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Bobby Joe

Bobby Joe is an extremely intelligent inter-galactic space monkey. Despite being often perceived as a small accessory for a pen, don't let this fool you. If Bobby Joe wanted to, he could destroy the planet of Earth for entertainment. Because of this, he requires loyalty from creatures of earth in order to protect the infrastructure of humanity itself. This vitally important job is left down to the people of The Duke Protection Society, owned by *retracted*. This job requires mental control on the extreme end of the scale, a job which is only possessed by 24 people around the world (if you believe you can work this job, you can't, we would've already contacted you if you could). Do not mess with Bobby Joe in any circumstance if you care about yourself, and society as a whole. If you ever encounter him, do not interact unless requested to, and be very careful about what you say.
The townsmen once went in search for Bobby Joe. They were all killed before they had left.
by The Duke Protection Society December 28, 2023
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joe donald trump biden rap

*inset moaning sound effect.mp3*

fspaidufadshupfas yeah too cool uh obingus nah trumpol coopelipa biden shit face crackalacka whaaaa!!!
joe donald trump biden rap is the new raper god les goooooo
by raper god November 10, 2022
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Joe Hawley

A band member of Tally Hall, very well known for these things:
Miracle Musical
JHJH
Happy Monster Band
Saying the N-Word on Twitter.

Usually used as an insult to someone who is charming yet being very offensive or rude.
Joe Hawley: Dude... Those kids look so weird, why aren't they in my Twitter DMs...
Person Two: Okay Joe Hawley.
Joe Hawley: I LIKE KIDS
by Astatine16 June 10, 2024
mugGet the Joe Hawleymug.

Joe

Joe is a very generous and kind man he is very tall and has a good paying job and loves to hang out with his friends but there is this one special girl that he likes and she likes to so if you have a joe hold onto him he’s hard to get.
Hey there Is joe and his girlfriend I’m so jealous.
by ADIrules1 December 26, 2018
mugGet the Joemug.

distress ass joe

when somebody is heartbroken about somebody but they so friendly
boy you a distress ass joe with ur friendly ass
by kroybetter July 3, 2023
mugGet the distress ass joemug.

The Joe-Rogan effect

A cognitive bias where gullible, uninformed people overestimate their competence and fall for misinformation—often seen in ‘podcast bros’ who are ‘just asking questions’ but never seeking answers.
His overconfident claim that children are shitting in litter boxes is a classic case of The Joe-Rogan effect.
by timwalz September 21, 2025
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joe

me:do u know whos joe?
another person:joe who?
me:Joe mama
by apple 8 November 20, 2021
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