Jack Bob Livingston

Urban legend creature, said to take on the form of a rabbit, from the magical land of shroom. The only known proof of Jack Bob Livingston's existence is by playing side B of certain 70's rock band albums backwards on a record player. The record is played in reverse until an eerie screeching rabbit can be heard crying "shroomsss".

"Dude, are we trippin our faces off, or did we just hear Jack Bob Livingston?!"

by squarenasty June 20, 2014

Rack Jack Bandit

The Rack Jack Bandit is an anonymous man that appears across US NAVY ships only when at sea. He approaches in the dead of night to give his victims ruthless handjobs in their racks (bunk beds) while they're asleep.

I told my cheif that I was attacked by Rack Jack Bandit so I could get the day off.

by SophiaMane December 29, 2020

Jack Nation✨

a Twitter gc full of beautiful people but there’s the tasteless ree and we don’t want him

User1: Jack Nation✨ members are so gorgeous wtf

User2: Yeah but then there’s the tasteless queen ree

by soree ree October 28, 2020

Simon Keough Jack

A Simon keough Jack is a shit name , but as soon as you see this person you realise.. ‘wow he has a hedge on his head’ often mistaken for a fat lesbian.

Side note : usually in debt.

Don’t be like Simon.

I met Simon Keough Jack today.. I feel good about myself now

by Qwertyuiii May 31, 2018

Reverse Jack Sprat

Thin girl, fat guy relationship based on nothing but mutual admiration.

I'm in a Reverse Jack Sprat, and my lady needs a Kevlar vest. Any recommendations?

by Scipio December 10, 2015

Jack Hammer Onomatopoeia

Ratatatata

The jack hammer onomatopoeia goes like "Ratatatata"

by JDeen April 12, 2020

Baby Jack Reacher

A little man who thinks he's an action hero, but in reality is just a little man

Look at the little baby jack reacher over there, wearing his leather jacket and high boots, I'm gonna go lift him up.

by The King of Norfolk July 25, 2023