Dump-n-jack

When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.

"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"

"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"

by create1ders October 17, 2011

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Jack Off Lawson

A man with a shite trim. His head is usually referred to as egg looking.

Watch out its a Jack Off Lawson

by MisterBigD123 June 9, 2020

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hit my jack

to like hit someone up on they phone (milwaukee wisconsin slang)

what’s up shawty, you a fire bitty on what!
hit my jack later girl

by milwaukeeslang May 29, 2023

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Denim Jack with patches

A typical piece of clothing worn by 'indie' people. Many people named Jai will be seen wearing this jacket. There is no pink patches on the Jacket as people who wear it like to keep there man-ly-ness and pink is no man-ly.

Oh wow look at his indie-ness with his Denim Jack with patches.

by heatherrrrrrrrr August 22, 2011

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Jack Septic Eye

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I fucking love Jack Septic Eye

by Cochoco August 2, 2018

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heart attack jacked

When you or your loved one experience a heart attack or other cardio issue that suddenly changes your life into a constant regimen of medicine, diet, and lifestyle adjustments along with lots of doctor appointments that destroy all the routines you had previously.

Suzy: I'd love to go have some drinks with you to catch up.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.

I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.

by Kavakahn December 10, 2022

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