guilt job

When you’re simply feeling too guilty to fix something, you give them a blow job.

Mellisa was so guilted after going through my messages that she just had to give me a guilt job to make up for it.

by Mel Brobank July 12, 2019

Hood job

Performing an action without drawing attention to yourself.

I think I did a hood job acting sober in front of my mom... she didn’t question anything.

by Pompousjenkins May 27, 2020

park job

the act of giving or reviving oral pleasure inside a parked vehicle.

“hey josh a park job from the janitor in his sprinter van yesterday”

by invertedhorsecock September 10, 2020

Spann Job

A handjob where the giver wears a crusty Callaway Weather Spann golf glove. You break par if done in 72 strokes or less.

Me and the homies played golf yesterday, we took turns giving each other spann jobs.

by NotPhilMickelson June 6, 2024

Flame job

You get Your sexual partner to eat a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos without a drink. Make sure they do not lick their fingers, then proceed to tell him to give you oral sex.

You my friend just got a Flamejob.

Yo my lady gave me a Flame job and its been burning for 4 days already.

by Ron691999 June 12, 2022

snow job

giving a blow job with ice in your mouth

ever had a snow job mr. frosty

by v4mp174 November 25, 2024

Phlegm Job

The act of performing fellatio on your partner whilst being sick, likely with bronchial sputum which assists in lubrication.

“Neither of us wanted to slam, so we opted for a phlegm job instead.”

by Barkingpenguin November 13, 2022