Delete Life

It makes you want to kill yourself often causing the use of a skyrope

Oh god I'm gonna commit delete life

by CHICKEN TENDOU December 24, 2020

Life

Life is like a dick, women make it hard.

Oh no a woman in the 500m radius, my life is gonna be hard now.

by Squirrel in my pants November 22, 2021

Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

Zombie Life

High und Hungrig

Mutation durch Drogenmissbrauch,
Das Erwachen im Zombie life,
Macht mich hungrig und high!

by The Ghøst November 21, 2021

wtf-ing my way through life

Saying WTF to every slight inconvenience/ situation that happens to you

FRIEND1: Your girl out cheatin!
FRIEND2: WTF!

FRIEND1: is that your crush holding hands with mike!
FRIEND2: WTFFF!

FRIEND1: wanna play 2k?
FRIEND2: HELL YEA! * proceeds to take an L *

FRIEND2 : at this point i'm just wtf-ing my way through life

by ggnoree November 2, 2021

Life

Life is something we never asked for.
Life is a bitch.

"omg bro you're such a life!"

by icrythatsit November 2, 2021

Wa iska life

Such is life

Big abdi

When shit happens, you say wa iska life

by Bigabdi November 2, 2021