life

taxes, coffee, and more taxes.

my life is normal.

by I'm Practically a Werd Nord January 09, 2017

Loogie of Life

Nut. Semen. Sperm. You get the jizzt (ba-dum-slpooge)

I violently shot a Loogie of Life across your sister's face.

by cring2511 May 12, 2025

LIFE

Slavery,suffering,keeps you hostage LIFE is a waste of time it also gives you lemons.

LIFE IS A B****

by NERF THIS December 14, 2018

Life

a shitty brand of cereal, generally causing obesity and/or diabetes, and getting eaten by people who are severely depressed after they wake up and it's dark and rainy outside

Person 1: Life sucks.
Person 2: What are you talking about? It's the greatest brand ever sold!
Person 1: No, I meant that my wife divorced me, and my cat just got run over by a car in front of my eyes.
Person 2: OK, sorry. I thought you were talking about cereal.

by standing up for what's right February 05, 2023

Zombie Life

High und Hungrig

Mutation durch Drogenmissbrauch,
Das Erwachen im Zombie life,
Macht mich hungrig und high!

by The Ghøst November 21, 2021

my life

the saddest fucking thing you'll ever hear :")

story of my life, basically-

by inksquiddo September 01, 2021

Split For Life

To leave for the day.

Son i'm bouta split for life this shit is slum.

by Tdog Most savage March 12, 2011