Jack Septic Eye

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I fucking love Jack Septic Eye

by Cochoco August 2, 2018

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Simon Keough Jack

A Simon keough Jack is a shit name , but as soon as you see this person you realise.. ‘wow he has a hedge on his head’ often mistaken for a fat lesbian.

Side note : usually in debt.

Don’t be like Simon.

I met Simon Keough Jack today.. I feel good about myself now

by Qwertyuiii May 31, 2018

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Jack Pace-Bain

A fanny with only one testicle

Hey Jack Pace-Bain, how many balls do you have?
One *weeps*

by Nannybread February 24, 2023

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jack delany-barnes

jack delany-barnes is the most skibbidy sigma ohio gyat level 100 rizzler

Jack delany-barnes is a rizler

by Level 100 sigma November 8, 2023

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japanese jumping jacks

When a woman does jumping jacks topless.

I would love to see her do some Japanese Jumping Jacks.

by Jayspicious December 2, 2022

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heart attack jacked

When you or your loved one experience a heart attack or other cardio issue that suddenly changes your life into a constant regimen of medicine, diet, and lifestyle adjustments along with lots of doctor appointments that destroy all the routines you had previously.

Suzy: I'd love to go have some drinks with you to catch up.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.

I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.

by Kavakahn December 10, 2022

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