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dude you're so james jones
by goolgoog August 29, 2020
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James

Being a James is a state of being scared of commitment and would usually spend his time lying on his bed and puffing his vape instead of fixing his broken AC. During the thanksgiving dinner, James is seen hiding under the table vaping due to his fear of chicken and his very insipid taste for eggs. This state often involves a constant state of sadness thinking about past relationships (although non-existant b/c he has no commitment) and what could have been. Being a constant topic of gossip for people thinking he gets pussy, but in reality the only thing wet is his pillow from his tears.
" I can't fix my AC"

"Stop being a James"

" I can't find my airpods"
"You are such a James"
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James

Wow is that james gay
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LeBron James

I love LeBron James so much! He’s my sunshine.”
by Anonyme 🌼 March 27, 2024
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James

James is some guy who plays way to much FNAF and has a problem.
Person: "Where's James?"
Other Person: "Playing FNAF."
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James

A guy with a 16.5-length helicopter dick.
This man is very james.
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James Gunning

When a person involved in film or television gets fired for past offensive social media posts from several years prior.
Some people are James Gunning for celebrities nowadays.
by Darknorman29 June 8, 2020
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