Fish

A man named Ozi from Hamden, CT that remains a local member of his community since he was born.
Have you seen what that fish Is wearing ?
by Chief mr May 17, 2017
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FISH AND T!TS

FISH AND T!TS IS LITTERLY JUST FISH AND CHIPS
I WANT SOME FISH AND T!TS
by A_GAY_PERSON December 12, 2021
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squish the fish

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020
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fish

Food substance that can be eaten by those who consider themselves reasonably humane, but cannot face eating vegetable alone.
by Peterson September 2, 2003
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Fish Pond Problem

"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.

Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.

Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.
by erinod23 June 4, 2024
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resume fish

When you lied on your qualifications in your resume and got the job.
John hired Peter for an executive position needing extensive EXCELL skills. After asking Peter for reports that Peter couldn’t provide he realized he got resume fished.
by LA Star November 18, 2020
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chegg fishing

when a professor puts out a fake chegg and you copy it
person1: man did you hear about personx?

person2: yeah man he got all the answers.
person1: no man he got chegg fished. prof went out chegg fishing and fucked him!
by cheggwhore December 5, 2020
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