Karate cock

When you attempt to karate chop someone, but miss and accidentally hit yourself square in the penis and/or testicular sack.

He moved too quick, and I accidentally karate cocked myself.

by Told you I could May 31, 2017

Alarm Cock

When you wake up two minutes before your girlfriends alarm clock goes off, masturbate above her face, and when her alarm clock rings and she awakens, you ejaculate all over her face and say "good morning...ALARM COCK!

My boyfriend did an alarm cock on me this morning as I woke up.

by wr33kxhav0k May 31, 2017

cock wudge

A person who is a complete dick.

Man you proper royal cock wudge any one would know that wasn't a real bird you was eyeing up.

by mashiemaster June 23, 2017

judo cock

A cock with lethal abilities. Stealthy and unassuming, it’ll have you down for the count before you can blow your rape whistle.

“Nuh uh girl, steer clear of that guy, he’s got that judo cock. You’ll wake up bruised and confused wondering why you only have one shoe on.”

by Sabriana November 20, 2017

Cock Goddess

n. a female who is a deity to mankind and cocks. Similar to a cock queen she loves the cock unconditionally. She will suck, lick and especially deep throat the cock (or cocks) for hours and receives great pleasure by doing so. Deep throat orgasms is her gift to herself. As the vagus nerve runs at the back of her throat she can easily access her sexual powers through the cock sucking.

Everybody wants to learn from her and no man can ever forget the treat he was given.

She is both a true Sex Goddess and an open-hearted Spiritual Slut.

My wife has turned into a real Cock Goddess. She gives us both endless pleasure with her mouth.

by Mrs Pleasure December 7, 2017

cock jester

A person with a laughably small penis.

Kenneth thinks he's hot shit. What he doesn't know is all the girls who've seen him laugh because of his tiny penis. What a fucking cock jester!

by COCK JESTER December 10, 2017

rugburn cock

When you are playing a sport such as football or Soccer on turf and your 10 icnh cock is spontaneously getting hardly dragged accross the turf resulting in a Red Card for the opposing player

Hey Man did Your gf enjoy that RugBurn Cock last night

by EugeneMan49 May 7, 2018