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James C. Schäfer

I led a normal life until age 36 no childhood problems, no divorced parents, no health problems. I breezed through high school and college. I had a dream job. Then my life collapsed. Suddenly I had horrendous back problems. Later my daily life was dominated by phobias. I feared utility companies. Next I developed a fear of the state of Wisconsin and almost the entire Midwest.
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"Proficient inventor"
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house of james

we had lunch at the house of james
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James Allmark

ha! ginge.
You see that James Allmark?
Awwh yeah, proper ginge him.
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james

very good looking. has a large penis and all the women want hid large dick. he is way better than karter
he is such a james
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James Ribas

Used to describe somebody who's abnormally large and uses their blubber as armour.
"Oh, I just lost to a James Ribas in Clash! I need to go back to playing Gay UFC. "
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James

A total stand up guy. When you first meet him, he might bully you a little, but he is the type of person to fall in love with at an instant. Definitely one of the nicest and most caring guys you'll ever know, even though, on the outside, you wouldn't expect it. He's got a giiiiiiaaannnt dick. I mean wow. A James might look like a redneck republican on the outside, 6'3", ginger, and owns an embarassing amount of cowboy clothing, but he's definitely an open-minded fella. He looks like the type of guy to say "Welcome to the gunshow" then flex his arms. He's the type of guy you could bring home to your folks but could also suck off in a highschool parking lot. Somedays you wanna blow his brains out and somedays you wanna paint his brains on the wall with a shotgun, but ultimately everyone loves James. A James is a teenage dream with a heart of gold and a body to match.
"James is such a sweet guy"

"Oh my god I think James just shit his pants"

"I heard James is huuuge"
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James

Idk he seems nice ig, seems like a jackass too...kinda hard to read.
by Nintenbro1 August 10, 2021
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