teepee cock

When an uncircumcised cock has a large foreskin that forms a point , it is reminiscent of a teepee shaped tent

My god , look at that guys teepee cock

by Tee Pee Cock October 3, 2017

Oblivious cock

This is when a mans cock cannot control itself and get hard when anything passes by it and sometimes it can cum more than you want

"Wow Billy had a really oblivious cock last night." Said Ashley

by Tttthhhee October 5, 2017

cock shackled

Similar to pussy whipped

Being used and abused by a female (usually a wife or girlfriend) and answering to every single thing they need, want and do, usually getting in the way of friendships.

Clive was supposed to come out tonight, but he can't because he's cock shackled.

by DerikThePoonDragon May 24, 2017

Karate cock

When you attempt to karate chop someone, but miss and accidentally hit yourself square in the penis and/or testicular sack.

He moved too quick, and I accidentally karate cocked myself.

by Told you I could May 31, 2017

Alarm Cock

When you wake up two minutes before your girlfriends alarm clock goes off, masturbate above her face, and when her alarm clock rings and she awakens, you ejaculate all over her face and say "good morning...ALARM COCK!

My boyfriend did an alarm cock on me this morning as I woke up.

by wr33kxhav0k May 31, 2017

cock wudge

A person who is a complete dick.

Man you proper royal cock wudge any one would know that wasn't a real bird you was eyeing up.

by mashiemaster June 23, 2017

judo cock

A cock with lethal abilities. Stealthy and unassuming, it’ll have you down for the count before you can blow your rape whistle.

“Nuh uh girl, steer clear of that guy, he’s got that judo cock. You’ll wake up bruised and confused wondering why you only have one shoe on.”

by Sabriana November 20, 2017