Green Knight

A Green Knight is an overzealous and obsessed fan of said product(s). Green knighting is defending a company's product(s) with blind loyalty at every opportunity, regardless of any legitimate complaints said company receives from anyone else about their product(s).

Reading through the tweets, there are still Green Knights who will defend this bad game.

by Mister Arbiter April 28, 2024

Green

I saw it your eyes…
Oh that smile…
Did you see fall I almost did…
It is those arms…
At least from that distance…
Rhyme? I can’t even do…
As my mind is going all ooh ooh…
I had arms too…
I bet you are going through the same thing lol:)

hours have passed…
I wish I would have stared…
The only thing I could do is look at the ceiling…

There you will find balls of green…
A total of two…
Incase you never knew:)

Things have changed…
But trust me when I say my love you always remains!!!

by a dream and 💔 August 5, 2024

Toxic Green Flag

A person who is a green flag but occasionally may seem unintentionally toxic.

You're such a toxic green flag

by siawroteapost January 10, 2024

green shirt Thursday

Grahn then goes on to explain that when she was in high school, there was a rumor perpetually whispered that if anybody wore green on a Thursday, that meant they were queer.

"I am looking to meet another boy" said joe " i am going to wear a green shirt Thursday and let him know i want to tap that ass"

by Hippy.oppenheim September 21, 2023

Dude green

Dude green is a rare member of the Land. It’s it’s rumored that that dude green doesn’t smoke. Dude green always looks out for his bros

I wish my bro was a dude green

by Green2123 September 29, 2019

Green thumb

When your wiping your ass and then you look and the only thing with shit on it is your thumb..

I wiped my ass and accidently got a green thumb...

by Choach Poacher February 28, 2024

Green Light Frenzy

When every traffic light turns green in a row, usually on a long stretch of road that is very busy. Occurs rarely, but sometimes happens when you desperately need it.

Josh- "Dude, I was running late for work but down Wilder road I hit a green light frenzy and just made it with 2 minutes to spare!"

Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"

by caffeineaddict789 August 6, 2011