king poe

king poe is our beloved leader, he’s a green dinosaur with a gold crown. King poe is married to queen margret and he has 2 children, bart and lisa. king poe rules over all of us and he hates leprechauns, especially kayne and steve, because they like to steal his lucky charms.

king poe is our only leader

by kingpoe May 21, 2022

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Lasagna King

A tall semi-italian business man with big feet, a dump truck, tiny calves, tons of beautiful girl friends but no true maidens. They are godlike at smash but frequently have performances just as mid as their body dysmorphia makes them think they are. H.P. is there superpower. They have time traveled from the future. They also frequently recieve hate from non chads, not natty roid ragers, and 14 year olds from Istanbul.

Friend 1: “I think todays a good day for calf raises and to dm a maiden With to A’s in her name.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”

by DaNFTMillionaire May 22, 2022

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King Rat

When a guys dick is so long and hard it looks like a rats tail during sex.

Bryan: Dude Jessica is so hot during sex, she made me hard I looked like a King Rat.

by Shaggys 3rd cousin May 23, 2022

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King Ron

King Ron is a distant cousin of King Von. He fucks bitches all day and is a godly freestyler, his flow is undeniably the best and so is his huge cock. He automatically gets the n-word pass cuz everyone is scared of him.

Bro King Ron is the best, he fucked me while producing a whole new album, what a menace.

by Blackmidgetslayer May 23, 2022

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ava king

Ava king is a beautiful light skin magnificent queen. She cuts her hair a lot, smh 🤦🏼 ♀️. She is kind, thoughtful, and sneaky. She lies to katie sometimes i dont blame her. But she is just AVA MF KING

Whos that AVA KING

by thatlittlefrenchgal May 24, 2022

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