Long John Silvered

When a girl swings in and lands on your sword as if a pirate attacking from one ship to another.

“Yo, this crazy chick I was with last night Long John Silvered me.”

by RealCfan March 18, 2023

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John fightmaster

Some sort of really weird bird that makes funny noises

Look,John fightmaster is there,again

by Vjhuoefkh September 26, 2011

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That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.

That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!

by Mrs John Bates April 17, 2017

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john

johns are very outgoing baseball player, any sports guy... LAME, he loves booty pics,

omg john is so cool he plays baseball

by mommyyyyy3 January 25, 2022

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John O’Donnell

a guy that likes to play xbox and smoke weed. knows a lot about pokemon and other games. also has a cute face.

hey look is that John O’Donnell i heard he’s really cool

by your mom.com1234 November 15, 2020

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75 Johns

Similar to 75 Hard just different rules

1. Waking up everyday

2. Consume 3 takeaways a week

3. Claim to read 10 pages of a book

4. Walk to the shop and call it an outdoor workout

5. Aim for win everyday.

Well bro you doing 75 johns this year?

by TheGukings69 March 5, 2025

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