Meat Walking

Compared to sleep walking, meat walking is the action in which a sleeping male uncontrollably beats his meat/ masturbates

While on vacation Johnny was meat walking in the same room his mother was sleeping in.

by liljitmane January 21, 2022

Meat tweezers

Meat tweezers are used for grilling chicken, steak, pork, etc.

I grabbed the meat tweezers to get the steaks off of the grill.

by Mrchristian January 22, 2022

Beat The Meat

Beat The Meat is a term used by Walter Booty Clapper To say that its time to get butt raped by a 3,000 ft pole that comes out of his pants.Then he will say good little kitty cat. Then finally he will give you REALLY a hard blow to your butt.

Walter: You want to Beat The Meat
Random Guy: OH HELL NA
Walter: Come on dude I'll pay you
Random Guy: Go fuck yourself
Walter: No, I want to fuck you
Also Walter: grabs random guy then throws him into a big white van
Random Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME

by Walter Booty Clapper November 4, 2022

Yeet The Meat

This is a term used by Walter Booty Clapper to let you know that he is ready to master bait in your butt hole and call you his big black brolic cock. Then while your get butt raped and he'll say your his your fruitin' totin' good and lookin' . Then once you get tired, he will wake you up by saying mouth rape time. Then he will stick his 3,000 foot cock in your mouth. then he will eat your butt corn.

Walter: You wanna Yeet The Meat
Tyrone: Holly Shit
Walter: I just wanna take some pictures
Tyrone: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
Walter: The only fucking I want to do is in your ass
Walter Also: throws him in the back of a pickup truck
Tyrone: HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME.

by Walter Booty Clapper November 4, 2022

Meat rider

Someone like bitch ass castillo who won’t hop off my dick and let my shit breathe.

“Castillo bruh hop off my dick. You being a meat rider right now”

by Not him November 4, 2022

Midwest meat heist ring

A circle jerk.

CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"

reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?

CNN: ... Yes...

by jint3i November 5, 2022

A Meat Rider

A no life nerd with a gamertag by the name of Machete who plays rocket league all day and doesn't wear socks around the homies in the bed. He also believes there are more than 2 genders. Also hasn't touched a women. Definitely makes love to "trans" people.

Machete is a meat rider...

by I are gay if u read this 🙅🏽‍♂️🧢 November 5, 2022