Proto-god

1. An unknown god (who isn't in mythology).

2. A being who is about to become a god or trying to become one.

3. The god from a culture that gods from other cultures originated from, (e.g. The Proto-Indo-European Sky God, Deus Pater from which Zeus originated).

'Dionysus used to be a proto-god when he was just a demigod, because he later became a god.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 6, 2022

summer/god

to put it simply, summer is god. if you disagree, you suck. (probably on their huge penis!!)

summer/god?

by orange.soda.man September 3, 2021

Good Morning and God Bless

The act of eating one's breakfast while making a bowel movement in the morning.

Wife: Hurry up I need to use the bathroom!

Husband: Give me ten more minutes I'm having a Good Morning and God Bless!

by Stalin_was_a_good_guy May 23, 2018

Gods color

Not black, white, brown, tan, yellow, purple, blue

I am not white- I am Gods color

sara misemer

by smisemer October 19, 2020

God

The most high blesses his people who do not neglect the 10 commandments.

1. “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”
Exodus 20:3

2. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.”
Exodus 20:4

3. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
Exodus 20:7

4. “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.”
Exodus 20:8–10

5. “Honour thy father and thy mother.”
Exodus 20:12

6. “Thou shalt not kill.”
Exodus 20:13

7. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
Exodus 20:14

8. “Thou shalt not steal.”
Exodus 20:15

9. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”
Exodus 20:16

10. “Thou shalt not covet.”
Exodus 20:17

by PJ2019 June 22, 2023

God

God will and is Kameron Jawon Rose

I love God

by Bigdongg July 28, 2023

Shart God

The all mighty lord that farts and poops her pants on a daily basis. Whenever someone comes near her, they pass out from the immense fart smell.

OMG, DID YOU SEE THE SHART GOD EARLIER?

SHE ALMOST POOPED HERSELF AGAIN

by EDP(.)(.)6969 July 10, 2021