John Cena

The act of being camouflage

Dang man, your John Cena right now.

by aesoem sauch January 30, 2019

John

This dumb ass who is gay and homo and gets guys until things get nasty.

Let’s do it “john pulls down pants” never mined.

by Bossmode403 October 1, 2019

John

Literally the greatest basketball player of all time. The absolute G.O.A.T.

He is also mad sexy

John literally just did a double windmill from halfcourt on Obama. I want to kiss him so badly.

by anonymous February 21, 2022

John Moonman

John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.

Internationally known as the most important lunar man.

"Yo peep John Moonman up there trynna fetch me some cheese."

by SugarManDon'tGetSalty December 31, 2022

John

The fat bitch friend that everyone makes fun of

John is annoying asf

by Jusanother_guy November 22, 2021

John bello

A very mysterious young man who likes to sniff younger women, has a foot fetish and keeps little girls in his dungeon. He’s also the older brother of Maui. This is a very dangerous man be cautious if you see him

Omg John Bello let go

by Yourstepbro September 15, 2021

John Paul

A penis. Big penises, small penises. They’re all John Paul’s.

Did you hear about Jonah? I heard he has a massive John Paul.

by Wombat00 December 29, 2021