I love you

...like a fat kid love cake.

I love you like a fat kid love cake.

by Gav February 6, 2005

You Made Bro

Made is a word/meme that is sweeping the world wide web. It started off as you mad bro? But when that stopped effectively pissing people off it became uMadeBro? To which someone will instantly become enraged because they are either A) too stupid to understand what is meant by made or B) they know what made means and they are in fact quite made. It can be heard online over and over again by today's youth, You Made Bro?

Me: "Wow that guy just punched me square in the face!"
Friend: "You Made Bro?"
Me: "F*CKING HELLA MADE BRO"

by uMadeBro February 14, 2012

I kid, you not

What a kid says to an adult

Adult: Hey man!

Kid: I kid, you not

by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022

Fuck You Tip

A Fuck You Tip is given, when, in a coffee shop, deli, or any store with a tip jar, the customer tips the clerk with change that is 10 cents or less. This is called a fuck you tip because, although your giving the person money, it is an insult to give someone such a smalll amount of money as a tip".

*Customer orders a coffee which costs $1.97*
Next
*Customer hands clerk 2 dollars*
Next
*Customer receives 3 cents change
Next
*Customer puts that 3 cents in the tip jar

"Hey man, I gave that deli worker today a fuck you tip. my order came out to $9.92 and I threw him a 10 dollar bill. Then he gave me the 8 cents back and I threw it in the tip jar, it was great!"

by dreyqio9231 June 16, 2009

You my bitch

Somebody you have in check, they do what you command.

person1: "Yo, pick up my pencil"
person2: "Ight"
person1: "Ahh, checkmate! You my bitch!"

by Mario! April 1, 2009

You Am I

rock act, entertaining to say the least

you am i is sizzlingly saaxy in a musical sence, unneccisary comma

by henross September 11, 2004

Ill call you

1: What guys say when they want nothing to do with you.

2: What lonely guys say to get girls phone numbers.

For def. 1: 90% of the male population

For def. 2: Me

by Apul January 20, 2003