National kiss levi day

Its simple kiss levi

March 15

Today id National kiss levi day

by Imwaybclikeykijustam March 11, 2022

National Fuck Dave Day

Where you absolutely hate the guy Dave. You are disappointed in Dave

You: what day is it?
Friend: it’s February 11th.
You: it’s national fuck Dave day.
Friend: what’s that?
You: where you absolutely hate that guy named Dave

by Bigdickduck February 6, 2022

National throw Stephen day

on October 21, you can throw anybody with the name Stephen with no permission needed

Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw stephen day

by Mr. Hugh G. Rection_ October 21, 2021

national slap Sophia day

walk around town, and if you know any Sophia's, well slap em

Man 1: Hi, Sophia
Girl 1: Hi!
Man 1: U know what day it is?
Girl 1: What day is it?
Man 1: National Slap Sophia Day! *Slaps Girl 1

by 1004cucumber September 19, 2021

national pulse#0331 day

the day where u celebrate the sexy pulse#0331 for being the best discordian known to man august 6th btw

Hey you know today’s national pulse#0331 day?

by cartizzle August 6, 2021

national break up day

june 10th is declared national break up day. hug that guy, go on a walk with someone in the forest, get broken up with. break up with your girl on june 10th.

hey bro when is national break up day?

june 10th man
okay i’ll break up with my girl then

by jone abdula June 10, 2021

National Fuck CM punk day

National CM Punk day

Man- do you know what today is?
Mark man- Thursday
Man- no National Fuck CM Punk day

Mark man- Fuck you Roman reigns loving piece of shit, CM punk made WWE and carried Vince’s ass when it came to revenue, he’s the Fucking best in the world you Kenny omega dick sucker faggot
Man- ok

by LatinoHeat11 June 16, 2018