Dank meat

A term used to describe abnormally good cooked meat products or bbq

That brisket is some dank meat.

by YonosoyDavidWozniak July 4, 2022

Meat sleeps

When you give someone the meat and put ‘em to sleep

Travis took Esteban to pound town and gave him a case of the meat sleeps ; she woke up from the meat sleeps with a sore throat

by YourdadJason August 17, 2022

Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.

My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.

by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022

Thinking meat

Thinking meat , a word lost in years of evolution ,only families of the highest of society we’re able to use this word freely. It wasn’t until the brave knight of fisherwick conquered alcoholism and liberated the book of maglad which held the secrets of the universe

“Okay class I’ve set a half term thinking meat quest on your table , you have 6 minutes to complete , now no cheating”

by Yourmasgashisback August 19, 2022

Meat Water

The most vile, disgusting, despicable cooler of leftover forgotten barbecue meats and melted ice left to ferment in the summer heat of your garage. Thus Meat Water was born.

If you wanna be a part of the group, you gotta take a shot of Meat Water.

by Arya Kingslayer Stark August 19, 2022

Meat

Synonymous to “bullshit” on all accounts.

Man: *sends tinder match a message*
Girl: *unmatches*
Man: that’s a pile of meat

Bank: we’ve liquidated all of your accounts to pay down your debts before we repossess your car and house

Guy: classic meat

by Timothy Flinsmass August 24, 2022

ends meat

noun: the least desirable cuts of meat, often eaten by the poor: tripe. Metaphorically in the expression, "make ends meat," i.e., to make just enough money to buy (the worst) food.

After my mother lost her job, she could no longer bring home the bacon. She was barely making ends meat.

by anonymous August 25, 2022