King of Clubs

The opposite of King of Spades,
while the suit of spades, the king desires to see his wife with other man. In the suit of clubs or Clover, the king wants to laydown with as many women is possible during his lifetime.
in the suit of clubs, the Cuck is the Queen.

Most likely to be seen be himself, while his wife talks with other girls making the good well-known "Cake"

"My husband loves when i make him some cake! He says his wife is the best cook ever!" - Queen of Clubs talking about the King of Clubs

by CuckQueenOfClubs March 9, 2024

King of the GomightyBJis GomightyDJis ⚡️

The supreme benningfield junior ruler and inventor of all flesh and relbjalood flesh and relbjalud the MuaHLONNBE of all Akfrubeils and the reLBJaTiVE reLDJaTiVE and the relbjamonic reldjamonic and the FELBJraTiVes FeLBJaTiVES and FeLBJashe's and DOUBJRULE and the universe's by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

Iam king of the gomightybjis gomightydjis ⚡️. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 6, 2023

King Kong

An aggresive man that beats his wife,
A racist term to call black people Ape's, or
A way to call someone overly buff(steroids).

That Nigga look like King Kong.

by JazNimnree February 6, 2021

King Stone

That guy at the house party who you just KNOW got the 🌲 and is willing to share his blessings.

"Son, you see that dude with long hair, longbeard, and kinda looks like Radagast from that Hobbit movie? He's King Stone, man 🙏🏼"

by Herbivore July 11, 2015

king tm

Can’t swim nonchalant amazing and has the most amazing wife ever aka Elsie

King tm - Elsie is my wifeeee

by Kxnt_e1 August 19, 2025

King Water

A dude on the internet.

"Hey, have you heard of King Water"

by anon224 November 3, 2021

King

A King, normally a skinny, hilarious, gets a bunch of girls and would NEVER be a virgin. Anyone with the name KING will always be loved, he even has a 6 pack and will be successful in the NFL.

Aw that dude get's all the girls and is so fit, he's such a KING.

by Ryry2009 January 14, 2021