coke-dicked

putting cocaine on your dick and then fucking someone.

What you're telling me you've been in a loving relationship for three years and you've never been coke-dicked?

by spanishbend April 3, 2009

Elephant Dick

When an individual pinches his foreskin while peeing

Royce blew it up like an elephant dick, to clean his peckker after the stripper gave him a rinse.

by Dirk Zediggs February 16, 2013

Schrodinger's Dick

A person with a gender not easily determined through an initial glance. The only way is to see for your self, for now though, the person is both male and female at the same time.

Ewww, she looks like she has a Schrodinger's Dick.

by Rusty Potato August 26, 2014

Pixie Dick

When a guy coats his penis in colored sugar.

Jessie: How was your date last night?
Allie: Well he surprised me with his pixie dick!
Jessie: Oooooo! What flavor?
Allie: Banana. mmmm.

by goodmorning sunshine September 29, 2014

sugar dicking

Overly complimenting a single person to get on their good side.

Tom is trying to get a raise with all of the sugar dicking he's been giving the boss lately.

by Good Stuff December 16, 2013

Phantom Dick

The feeling that transmasculine people, or males who have had their penis amputated due to cancer has.

Trans Person one:Hey man, do you ever feel like you have a penis? Like, it's there but then it's not?
Trans Person two: Yeah! It's called a phantom dick, somethin our brains do, I dunno. There's been cases of it since 1700's!

by L LAWLIET 07 July 12, 2021

fickle dick

a term you would give your dick when it cannot keep a constant erection.

Sorry babe, I have a bad case of fickle dick right now.

by Anonymous Dick-Tation November 30, 2011