A pagan entity, worshipped since ancient times BC but not well known nowadays.
Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.
One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.
In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.
One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.
In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?
Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023
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Hym "Is that ACTUALLY what he said? 'I RELY ON GOD!'? Because IF NOT... You had 8 years to stop that Megyn. Who are you protecting by doing this Meg? Who are they dying for? Not for your kids. It isn't protecting your kids. You're not doing it FOR your kids. At this point they are dying to get m eto KILL your kids. Really. What is the point of this? TO PRESERVE YOUR OWN SOLIPSISM! So you can walk past the homeless guy as though he wasn't even there. It doesn't matter that they died to you because once they are I the ground the are out of sight and out of mind. It doesn't matter to you if I stab someone's kid because as soon as I do, you can unleash your sadistic fantasies and then act like nothing happened. All you are trying to do is maintain the zoo animal/patron dynamic we have going on here and it is better for everyone if you stop."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2025
Get the I RELY ON GOD!mug. lily has a god complex
let’s go worship lily
let me be god for a day - lily
in my humble option which is i humble because i am the best - lily
let’s go worship lily
let me be god for a day - lily
in my humble option which is i humble because i am the best - lily
by nashinoodle October 19, 2021
Get the godmug. Kikikatme, similar to the 200 ping god, imaqtkat, decimates decimates any competition despite his occasional high ping. He is the 199 ping god.
by Moist Individual April 18, 2024
Get the 199 ping godmug. by Hohlraum October 3, 2023
Get the God's resolutionmug. by Josefth3ripper December 2, 2024
Get the God's poopmug. Captain chug it always fuckin them bitches stealing them riches burnin through witches, a stylish G named by the people loved by all never shall he fall into anything but good pussy!
by The Pit Monster June 18, 2022
Get the god doug itmug.