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Meat axe

Big and dumb, but some how obliterates. Doesn’t understand what fear is.
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.

Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.

-dipshit
Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!

Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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Heat Meat

Putting Flamin' Hot Cheetos dust all over your shaft and then having intercourse.
"Yeah, Rob came over last night and I got some heat meat. It was fun, except halfway through it felt like my vagina was on fire! I didn't really mind, to be honest..."
by vivsnake May 7, 2022
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Meat Capsule

Another, more fitting word for the human brain.
Person A: "Are you fucking stupid? Use your Meat Capsule for once."
by kingcarnival May 7, 2022
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women meat

it is a big women who likes big gay men coverd in meat
by /a-c_4>3 May 9, 2022
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Beat The Meat

Beat The Meat is a term used by Walter Booty Clapper To say that its time to get butt raped by a 3,000 ft pole that comes out of his pants.Then he will say good little kitty cat. Then finally he will give you REALLY a hard blow to your butt.
Walter: You want to Beat The Meat
Random Guy: OH HELL NA
Walter: Come on dude I'll pay you
Random Guy: Go fuck yourself
Walter: No, I want to fuck you
Also Walter: grabs random guy then throws him into a big white van
Random Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME
by Walter Booty Clapper November 4, 2022
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Yeet The Meat

This is a term used by Walter Booty Clapper to let you know that he is ready to master bait in your butt hole and call you his big black brolic cock. Then while your get butt raped and he'll say your his your fruitin' totin' good and lookin' . Then once you get tired, he will wake you up by saying mouth rape time. Then he will stick his 3,000 foot cock in your mouth. then he will eat your butt corn.
Walter: You wanna Yeet The Meat
Tyrone: Holly Shit
Walter: I just wanna take some pictures
Tyrone: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
Walter: The only fucking I want to do is in your ass
Walter Also: throws him in the back of a pickup truck
Tyrone: HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME.
by Walter Booty Clapper November 4, 2022
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Meat rider

Someone like bitch ass castillo who won’t hop off my dick and let my shit breathe.
Castillo bruh hop off my dick. You being a meat rider right now
by Not him November 4, 2022
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