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national ass touch day

A day were anyone can touch anyone’s ass

It’s a FREE pass to touch an ASS
It is national ass touch day imma go grab dat thicc white girls ass 👅
by Daddy69247 June 22, 2018
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National Send Nudes Day

On October 3rd, everyone shall send nudes to whoever asks. There is no saying no because YOLO.
“Hey it’s national send nudes day, send pics please”.
by 420sexy October 3, 2018
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National grab dick day

On November 5th, 2018 it is national grab dick day only those with dicks can participate.
Girl: *grabs a guys dick*
Guy: hey wtf?
Girl: chill its national grab dick day
Guy: Oh ok.
by Grabanibbasdick November 4, 2018
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National Pickles The Dinosaur Day

December 17th.

On December 17th, 2019 at 13:03, a dinosaur was “born”. From then on, loads of people know it’s “National Pickles The dinosaur day!” Or “National Pickles The Pink Dinosaur Day!”
It’s custom to say happy birthday pickles! On something. (Paper, speech, a status, etc.)
Friend 1: “It’s National Pickles The Dinosaur Day!”
Friend 2: “C’mon! We have to wish him happy birthday!”
by Buzz Buzz Bee-tches November 9, 2020
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national pulse#0331 day

the day where u celebrate the sexy pulse#0331 for being the best discordian known to man august 6th btw
Hey you know today’s national pulse#0331 day?
by cartizzle August 6, 2021
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national slap Sophia day

walk around town, and if you know any Sophia's, well slap em
Man 1: Hi, Sophia
Girl 1: Hi!
Man 1: U know what day it is?
Girl 1: What day is it?
Man 1: National Slap Sophia Day! *Slaps Girl 1
by 1004cucumber September 19, 2021
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