aesop rock

Maiyima’s husband

Have you met Maiyima’s husband, Aesop Rock?

by cuntgod December 22, 2023

Let the rock tell you in chinese

The rock will tell you in chinese, in fact john cena will too but i think the rock says it better

the rock - "LET THE ROCK TELL YOU IN CHINESE"
commentators - "CHINESE??"
the rock - "CHING CHONG BING BONG HIT STOE COL AIYYY"

by John durant December 25, 2023

International Throw Rocks at Femboys day

March 18. At that day you are allowed to throw as many rocks as you can at femboys and they CANT fight back or complain

"Oh boy, i cant wait for march 18! International Throw rocks at femboys day is my favorite holiday!"

by Tharlo21 December 27, 2023

meat rock

Finding a hole in a rock and stuffing meat in it to be used as a fleshlight

I found a meat rock in a park and nearly threw up

by nahfit December 29, 2023

jock rock

Overly obnoxious and overly produced dad rock that lives and breathes toxic masculinity. (i.e. Journey and Aerosmith)

I'm glad Nirvana came around to put an end to jock rock.

by Ben Recob December 30, 2023

pop rock

Also known as poser rock, mall rock or fake rock, this non-rock genre is characterized by a strong commercial appeal, with emphasis on professional songwriting and recording craft. Pop rock was created by bored, moronic suit and ties at record labels, radio stations and MTV letting everyone clamor onto another phony genre. Pop rock is typically characterized by the following:

1. Lame pop melodies screamed by women, so-called "country" rednecks who sing corporate pop, gay boys or pseudo-sensitive yuppies who have no historical knowledge of rock and roll and think that's what they are when they're not even close.

2. A complete lack of any talent or difficulty.

3. Queen, even though they're a good band with godly album tracks.
4. Pointless lyrics, along with a lack of passion, artistry, subelty and intelligence.
6. Pop punk or emo pop/mall emo bands.
7. Jangly, treble-heavy, droning, bright, twangy "DING-DING, DANG-DANG" riffs that are played on repeat.
8. Artists being stuffed under "alternative rock" by the media so record companies can put out as many clones of lesser-known or often-feared genres to be consumed by the masses.
9. Post-grunge or over-commercialized modern rock.
10. Melodic metalcore and electronicore. Both of them. No exceptions.
11. Modern heavy metal bands like Helloween (post-Metal Jukebox), Metallica (post-...And Justice For All), Hammers of Misfortune, Judas Priest (post-Demolition) and Avenged Sevenfold.

The Beatles, The Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Suicidal Tendencies, Bad Religion, The Misfits, Black Flag and The Ramones are all rock bands. Avril Lavigne, Elle King, Pink, Hilary Duff, Kelly Clarkson, Imagine Dragons, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers and Weezer are all pop rock.

by Super Tips January 3, 2024

Rocking a Cleasie

When you sell a Moncler jacket on your shift at Harry Rosen. Usually to a gangster paying in all 20s, between 8 and 9 in the evening.

Other spellings for Cleasie can be: clizzy, cleesy, cleezy, cleasy.

Oh man, all I want to do is rock a Cleasie and get out of here.

Bro, did you just rock a Cleasie to that gangster?

Dude, I’m so sorry but just scooped you while you were rocking a Cleasie.

by RockingACleasie January 4, 2024